they need to just BURY HIM!
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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