I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
she looked like the before picture.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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