so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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