Christians are straight up FREAKS
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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