SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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