He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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