Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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