I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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