belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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