How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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