And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
