so that wasnt chicken after all
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
