dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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