I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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