Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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