i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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