If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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