we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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