Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
