dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
