was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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