She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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