So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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