Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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