going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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