the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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