I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
