Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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