Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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