nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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