It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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