i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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