Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
so let's talk penis.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Enjoy the penises
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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