ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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