you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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