I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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