Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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