this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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