He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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