Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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