i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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