Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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