What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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