I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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