p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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