You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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