try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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