My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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