You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
It's rum buckets o'clock
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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