Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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